supergirl:

whenidiotsdie:

dearmary:

Why He’s Hot

1. His catch phrase “I’M READY!!!!!!!!!” is the biggest turn on
2. He has a pet snail! Talk about being a badass.
3. This hot bitch started the thick rimmed glasses trend.
4. He’s a jelly fisher? That’s fucking hot! Screw soccer players, I’m moving on to this fly bitch.
5. He’s a fry cook! As a woman, I’ll never have to resort back to the kitchen when this hunk of a man can fry me some food all day long.

(via eagerblood)

Beats them all.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.